wednesday, october 9
1:19:09 AM                                                   posted by Blake Stuchin  
what the hell is a washboard anyway? # Comments []

1:19:13 AM                                                   posted by Blake Stuchin  
and why do i want to have abs like one? # Comments []



tuesday, october 8
6:44:11 PM                                                   posted by Blake Stuchin  
In one of my smaller classes, I have an 82 year-old professor who refers to each of us as "members of the seminar" rather than "students." I don't know if he means to establish a team environment among the class or whether he's just a dirty old man with tenure, but I think it's cool. # Comments []



sunday, october 6
10:09:30 PM                                                   posted by Blake Stuchin  
i went home this weekend so that i could attend - among other things - my high school's homecoming. That's right, I've become one of those sketchy guys who continues to attend stuff from his high school long after he's graduated. for the record i was there because my school just renovated the entire campus (it doesn't look the slightest bit like the school i went to for 15 years) and so i wanted to see what the new place is like. still, my sister and her friends - forever freshmen in my eyes - are now the seniors, and everyone else on the property is just a total stranger. # Comments []

10:10:57 PM                                                   posted by Blake Stuchin  
electronic staplers might possibly be the single most frightening piece of supposedly efficient machinery used by a large number of people on an everyday basis. they might even be worse than bowling ball returns, if only because you have to be a freaking idiot to stick your hand in one of those. # Comments []

10:24:39 PM                                                   posted by Blake Stuchin  
i'm in the library right now (in case it isn't blatantly obvious by the fact that i've made three consecutive posts in a 5 minute period). so anyway, what the hell is going on with this new fad to wear the sweatshirt of a college that you do not attend? Out of the 20 people in the 5th floor of Van Pelt right now, 7 of them (all girls) are wearing sweatshirts adorned with the names of institutions that they do not attend. For what it's worth, all of these apparently hip items sport the names of other strong academic institutions: Cal Berkeley, Harvard, Michigan... to name a few. So I suppose that at least we should appreciate the fact that a place's academic prestige has somehow become "cool." I wonder if these girls made the choice to wear licensed university gear as their "study clothes" because it will inspire them in some strange "superstitious athlete"-type way. And more laughably, does this mean that somewhere at other fine schools, students are sitting in their libraries donning blue and red Penn sweatshirts?

somewhat ironical postscript: as i crassly mock sorority girls for their library fashion sense, i am wearing no less than a bright green "Ithaca is Gorges" t-shirt, purchased on my last visit to Cornell University.

sardonic second postscript: as to my theory, cornell is known to be a much more rigorous school academically than penn, but my shirt has in no way inspired my work. it has, instead, sparked a digression in my head which lead to a wasted 15 minutes of otherwise perfectly good studytime. in case you were interested... # Comments []



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