Archive for March, 2007

Things I Learned in College, Part II

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

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I don’t like tests, I find them useless. So I didn’t take tests after my sophomore year of college. Instead, I developed an elaborate, basically insane but wonderfully enriching method of choosing courses. The end result was that I spent an absurd amount of time course shopping each semester, as well as hondling and petitioning with professors to cater to me. Ninety nine percent of the time, the alternative program that I proposed involved me doing more work (”Instead of your test, I’ll write a 10 page research report on [insert esoteric topic here]“). In the end, I got my degree on time from my nice school in Philadelphia without bothering to complete my history requirement, life science requirement, or most of my humanities core requirements. And I didn’t take a foreign language.

The other day I came across this brief piece I wrote back in the fall of my junior year when I was applying to join a leadership organization at Penn. I believe the question I was responding to had something to do with the type of way in which I show leadership, rather than following. Yes I really wrote this, and yes it’s really true:

Each semester, I aim to take at least one class on a topic about which I know absolutely nothing. The course must have a professor who will captivate me, and students who share my desire to learn. To find such classes, I treat course shopping like guerrilla warfare. This semester alone, I’ve enrolled in and attended 14 different courses so far just to settle with the 4 that I am currently taking. The result is that in my two years here, I’ve taken seminars on middle eastern gender studies, travel writing, trickery, comparative history of genocide, and, currently, love and death in Japanese drama.


Some friends of mine have asked me over the years to try to write about how I approached this maniacal process. It always varied from semester to semester, but here’s a shortlist of what I looked for in my classes:
- Class does not meet before 10:30am
- Class does not meet more than twice a week
- Class does not meet in a building more than 4 blocks from my apartment
- Class does not require gratuitous use of Blackboard
- Classroom has at least two windows, preferably facing south
- Professor must speak English as a first language, or understand enough of the language to know what a 6-4-3 double play is
- Professor must show ability to make jokes
- If professor laughs at own jokes, jokes must be funny
- Class does not require that I take tests
- Class rewards in-class participation
- Class does not contain more than three members of the basketball team

I like lists

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

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I make lots of lists. Probably because I’m really bad at doodling. For example, here’s a list of some things that I’m good at:

1. Miniature Sports
2. Spelling
3. Watching TV shows about painting
4. Not being a criminal
5. Making lists of stuff

I am working on a list of things that I want to learn over the summer and will post it here when I have it ready.

Random Musings

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Trying to get work done here at home and it occurs to me that I’m totally unproductive when there’s music on in the background. TV doesn’t bother me in the same way, especially live sports that are not in the last two minutes of a game, but for some reason I get really into music and find myself focusing on lyrics more than on completing whatever task on which I’m working.

Shameless Self-Promotion

Friday, March 30th, 2007

An Apartment Therapy blogger named Chris actually quoted me from my silly little post about the new Whole Foods on the Bowery. Guess I should start using my Technorati Profile after all.

New Whole Foods on Bowery

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

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Check out this sneak peak of the new Whole Foods on the Bowery from their pre-opening party last night. We live in a weird time that people are celebrating the opening of a grocery store that already has several locations in the city, but ooh– Jacques Torres chocolates and a Belgian fry bar! SRosen calls it grocery shopping in the post-modern age. I say produce is the new black.

How to Fix Everything: Blackboard

Thursday, March 15th, 2007


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Now that I’m back in school, I’m again using the Blackboard Learning System, an online learning tool designed for students and their professors to be able to share documents and collaborate. Blackboard is used by hundreds of universities, and smartly fills a necessary niche in the world of academia.

Its design and interface is terrible, however, and seven years since I was first introduced to Blackboard as a freshman, I don’t see a single upgrade to the core application. The app is using the same horrendously ugly navigational elements, with the same mid-90’s-style page refreshes on each click. The discussion tools have not changed at all, and searching to find documents is a nightmare. The nav tools still don’t really mean anything. This stuff reminds me why I always hated it when classes used Blackboard for anything (and this is despite being a huge nerd myself).

I genuinely hope that there are better tools than Blackboard out there now to college students, but in lieu of that, here’s what I’d do if I redesigned Blackboard:

  1. Build in social networking features. One of the biggest problems with Blackboard as a student is that rather than being something cool, it’s an educational tool that feels like one. I’d integrate Blackboard directly into Facebook (something every college student uses constantly now anyway) so that student responses to reading and homework that used to go on Blackboard’s communication pages (often a requirement for liberal arts classes) would now be posted on Facebook. For privacy’s sake, the material would function like a Facebook wall viewable only to those in the class, and would also appear as a new item in students’ news feeds.
  2. Rebuild the entire thing using AJAX technologies. This one’s a no-brainer. Blackboard is and has always been hideously slow, owing to the fact that as far as I can tell, it hasn’t been recoded since about 2000. I’d rewrite the thing to make each “class site” navigation function without any page refreshes. Use ajax, use flash, whatever. I don’t care, just fix it. I’d give noogies to every programmer who insists that each course page needs to spawn its own window. This is an educational tool, not a mid-90’s banner ad for a porn site.
  3. Fix the awful navigation and use taggging to make files easy to search and sort. This is sort of a corollary to #2. I remember that as an undergrad, my professors who used Blackboard would invariably post all course files to one nav element, such as “Course Documents” or “Assignments,” but almost never filtered appropriately. I could never find any of the course docs, and the subnav elements don’t even make sense. Why is the “Announcements” list in the left column nav and then also as an element in the sub nav for “Communications?” I’m not a UI designer, but there’s got to be a better way to organize this material.

Longing for the days of Alex’s MVP and R&L Galleries

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

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I cleaned my room at my parents’ apartment this weekend (more on that in a future post), throwing away thousands of my baseball cards. Good ones, too, not just “commons.” Even 10 years ago, this would have been unfathomable to me, let alone 15 years ago, when my collection probably could have been sold to a dealer for at least a few thousand dollars. Now the market for the cards is a fraction of what it once was, and the few cards I chose to keep were those that I saved more for sentimentality than any value that they might have once possessed.

Mark McGwire’s once sought-after 1985 Topps rookie card (the ‘84 Olympic team card) is being listed on eBay for around $10. I was collecting baseball cards at exactly the time that their market reached unprecedented heights, and I remember when a PSA 10 of that McGwire card alone (and I had 2) could fetch upwards of $1,000. That card wasn’t even the gem of my collection. At one point, I had the ‘87 Classic Bo Jackson, the ‘83 Topps Traded Darryl Strawberry, and the ‘90 Leaf Frank Thomas. Actually, Danny had that one, and I wanted it so bad. I’ve got a ‘78 Eddie Murray, a ‘79 Ozzie Smith, and even an ‘89 Upper Deck Ken Griffey, Jr, the card that some say created the baseball card industry’s feeding frenzy of the early 1990’s. But man I wanted that Frank Thomas card.

There’s a legion of kids about my age who believed that they’d one day become price guide-authoring, pre-blogger-era media superstars like their hero, the inimitable Dr. James Beckett. We never learned what the Dr. was for anyway.

For those dorky enough to remember it all, here’s a trip down memory lane with some of my favorite cards:

The infamous 1988 Fleer Billy Ripken error card. Someone on the ‘88 Orioles team thought it would be funny to write “Fuck Face” at the bottom of Billy’s bat during picture day (it was). Billy had a fairly indistinguished 12-year career as a second baseball for some crappy teams in the the light hitting late 80’s-pre-power-surge era of steroid-free baseball, but the card’s popularity was increased by the fact that Billy is Cal’s little brother. Fleer pulled the card shortly after the error was discovered, but a few thousand were already out there. I pulled mine out of a rack pack sometime around 1991, an experience which, when prorated for my age and maturity at the time, ranks somewhere below seeing Beck in concert (really good) and above getting promoted at my first job (pretty decent) in the pantheon of my own memories. I am such a loser.

1987 Classic Bo Jackson, the “football/baseball” crossover rookie card. Classic cards weren’t even meant to be collectibles, they were part of a trivia board game that could be played with the cards, and ‘87 was the first of several Classic series. This wasn’t even really an official Bo Jackson rookie card, but because Classic made such a limited run in its first year, the card’s rarity drove its value way up during the “Bo Knows Bo” era. I got this card in 1989 when I was at Westchester Summer Day camp. We were brought into some building to play board games during a rainy day, and I found the original Classic board game buried underneath several editions of Chutes & Ladders. I also remember that I saw Rocky for the first time that day, followed immediately by Rocky II and, the next day, Rocky III and Rocky IV. Looking back on it, I think I just had a counselor who was really into Rocky.

1989 Upper Deck Ken Griffey, Jr. card. If memory serves me right, this was card #1 in the set. Being card #1 was always a big deal, but it was particularly significant considering that this was Upper Deck’s very first set and Griffey was drafted straight out of Moeller high school and had not yet even played a day of pro ball (nor would he ever play in the minors). Upper Deck was the first company to include a hologram on their cards. And yeah, I’m writing all of this from memory. I don’t remember how I got this card, but clearly, I could have used some other hobbies when I was 9.

1981 Topps Harold Baines rookie card. I love this card. Despite the fact that the card is from the early ’80’s, everything says “70’s” about it to me, from the ugly ass colors, to the cheap design, to Baines’ amazing facial hair. I got this card when my uncle went to a tag sale and paid $3 to some guy for a binder filled with a bunch of cards from the 1980’s, including an entire page of nothing but Vince Coleman cards, and 6 Oddibe McDowells. What a sweet binder.


Darryl Strawberry ‘83 Topps Traded rookie card. I got the ‘83 Strawberry in that same binder that my uncle bought for three bucks. Topps Traded was always an awesome series because while the regular Topps set was issued in advance of the season (usually around spring training), the “traded” set would come out toward the end of the season and would include cards of the players who had been traded to new teams, as well as any hot rookies. Strawberry was the big winner in ‘83, Kevin Maas was the guy in ‘90. Kevin Maas was awesome.

Frank Thomas 1990 Leaf rookie. The 1990 Leaf series was the first that I can remember where a company that already had an existing brand (Donruss) issued a fancy, premium brand (Leaf) that collectors went nuts over. I was so jealous that Danny had this card. I think I still am.

Pete Rose is an idiot

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007
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According to this ESPN story, Pete Rose admitted not only that he bet on baseball, but also that he bet on the Reds to win every night. Appearing on the Dan Patrick/Keith Olbermann ESPN Radio show, he said that he hopes to be reinstated in baseball so that he can manage again. Says Rose, “[It's] all about dollars, Dan and Keith. If I was ever reinstated. If an owner don’t want to win and draw people, don’t call my number,” Rose said.

Pete Rose is a lying, cheating, greedy man. I’m not sure what book he’s promoting this time that he’s coming forward and coming clean, but I’m sure that he has some kind of ulterior motive in doing so. At least he could have the decency to do something really crazy to merit falling into that “wacky ex-athlete” category of celebs that we love or love to hate, like Mike Tyson and Charles Barkley.

At least some channels still show music

Monday, March 12th, 2007

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I’ve noticed lately that live concerts are being broadcast with a lot of fast cuts now and I really don’t like this. INHD’s excellent London Live is a perfect example of this. The music sounds crisp, but the camera pans are dizzying and unpleasant. I’ve often watched entire songs performed without even a single clear visual on any of the band members.

The first concert I can remember that was this dizzying was Britney Spears’ Onyx Hotel tour, which I remember being a big, splashy, nauseating HD mess. And yes, I watched it. Go ahead and judge me, I don’t care.

But do they have TUP?

Monday, March 12th, 2007

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Doug Gottlieb just said that he likes that a team plays “inside out” when discussing three consecutive matchup discussions. I love March Madness.

Also, Wikipedia just taught me that Doug Gottlieb is a convicted felon. Thanks Wikipedia!

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