how to fix everything: pandas for peace
Posted in crap, howtofixeverything | By blake | Tags: pandas, politics, war
I’m not a political blogger, but I have the solution to how we can get out of the war in Iraq. Instead of 20,000 more troops, 20,000 pandas. We get thousands of pandas and drop them into the heart of the Middle East. Would anyone ever shoot a panda? No. They’re adorable. Israel-Palestine? Pandas. African civil wars? Pandas. North Korea? Communist pandas. Panda politics will save the world from itself with bamboo shoots of love.

May 5th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
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