Clemens steals page from OJ

Forgive me for presuming guilt here, but Roger Clemens’ latest announcement following the announcement in The Mitchell Report that the 7 time Cy Young award winner used performance enhancing drugs is perhaps the most outlandish yet. According to ESPN, Clemens’ lead attorney has announced that they will be hiring a private team to investigate the findings themselves in order to clear Clemens’ good name. I’ll admit that The Mitchell Report reads like a document straight out of Salem, but what’s next? Rocket playing the OJ role, going to every golf course in the country in search of “the real steroid user?” Should we expect the next ten years to produce increasingly bizarre behavior from Roger Clemens? Be careful who you steal from Rocket, I hear OJ takes his stuff back.

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